The Wonderful Wizard of Audz: The Wonderful Wizard of Audz

A new wizard's in town with her three friends yay! What better way is there then to celebrate with a friendly wholesome barbie?

"Hi Angelic Audz!" said the Marshmallow Fairy.

"Hi Marshie!" said Audz. "Check out the chest hair on Beef Patty's chest!!"

"I'm hunnnggry again!! Is there any food around??" growled Beef Patty, while flexing his biceps and puffing out his hairy chest. No doubt, he had digested all the chicken wings, satay, potatoes, corn, garlic bread and scallops that he had just downed about an hour ago. "Burrrrppp! Oops, excuse me."

"MM..mmm...mmm..." Marshmallow Fairy mumbled in reply, her pink and chubby cheeks stretched full of her favourite snack... marshmallows!

Thomas the Tank Engine thrusted a new plate of chicken wings in front of Beef Patty's large chest, and chugged "Here, have some more, you need to make those biceps grow!"

So that marked the last meeting of the wizards in the year 2006, and also the first celebration of year 2007!

Angelic Audz kicked her feet up on the couch and gestured at the one with the hairy chest, "I wan't a shoulder rub!"

HAPPY NEW YEAR!